Wednesday, March 21, 2012

An Obama Jerusalem Joke

This joke arrived in my mailbox but I'm altering it:

Obama visits Israel. But unfortunately, while ascending to the Temple Mount in Jerusalem, he suffers a fatal heart attack.

Shocked, the officials accompanying begin discussing the funeral arrangements.

The local Hevre Kadisha head, seeing the possibilities, offers to have the President interred locall for a very special price. He tells the US diplomats, "To bury him here in the Holy Land would be so special and I can do it cheap."

The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend so much money on shipment and arrangements in the US when it would be wonderful to be buried here in and it would cost not that much at all?"

One diplomat replied: "2,000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We can't take that chance."



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