Sunday, December 07, 2008

All She Wants for Christmas is...What?

I am sure this will cause some offense.

After all, besides spelling Hebrews as Hewbrews, I am pretty sure we didn't kill any savior. Produced by these ladies, stand-up comedians Julia Lillis, Claudia Maittlen-Harris and Melissa McQueen.

But there may some entertainment value and even a few laughs.

After the Dreidel song by that gay men's group I put up, this isn't that bad.


I don't want a lot for Christmas,
There is just one thing I need,
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree.

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is...

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I don't even wish for snow
Just want a Jew who runs show business
Speilberg, Stiller Ari Gold
I will make a list and send it
Of my choices for St. Nick
Seinfeld, Zach Braff and Jon Stewart
Are the boys with a big schtick.
'Cause I just want them here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
Ill take Zac Efron too
all I want for Christmas is Jews.

Menorah lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the big box office
Makes Jews millionaires
They may have killed our savior
That's not the best behavior
Thats ok, he rose again three days later
and now I'm an active J-dater

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
Gentile boys are such a bore
Goldman, Weissman, Cohen, Levy
These are names that I adore
Oh I just want a chosen one
Hewbrew boys are so much fun
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is


Avi Goldstein said...

Yisrael, I had a tour with you probably 23 years ago (or more)!
Anyway, I took this video as the hysterically funny piece it is, no more, no less.
All the best for a Happy Chanukah. Regards to Lisa and David Rubin from Avi and Dawn
Avi Goldstein
Far Rockaway, NY

YMedad said...

Glad to hear from you.

חג מדליק!

Avi Goldstein said...

gam l'mar