Just Substitute Goldstone Report

I found this over at The Onion.

Pure satire.

But then I said, 'gee, this reminds me of the Goldstone Report'.

Do you think so, too?

Here:-

Majority Of Parents Abuse Children, Children Report

April 13, 2007 | Issue 43•15


LOS ANGELES—A chilling national poll of U.S. children ages 3 through 12 estimated that nearly 75 million youngsters suffer both physical and psychological abuse at the hands of their parents on a daily basis.
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An abused child awaits her single allotted hour of television per day.

The poll, whose findings are part of a 700-page report released Tuesday by a coalition of child abuse monitoring and prevention organizations, indicts nearly 95 percent of American parents. It documents abuses ranging from less severe offenses, such as children being denied snacks just before dinner, to more egregious, long-term cases of neglect, such as never ever getting what they want, ever...

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