Sunday, March 23, 2008

The "JewNo" Parody



The plot of the real movie written by...Diablo Cody:-

Sixteen year-old Juno MacGuff is the type of girl that beats to her own drummer, and doesn't really care what others may think of her. She learns that she's pregnant from a one-time sexual encounter with her best friend, Paulie Bleeker. Juno and Paulie like each other, but don't consider themselves to be exclusive boyfriend/girlfriend let alone be ready to be a family complete with child. Although she would rather not be pregnant, Juno is fairly pragmatic about her situation. Although there, Paulie really leaves all the decisions about the baby to Juno.

Initially she decides that she will have an abortion, but that's something that she ultimately cannot go through with. So she decides to have the baby and give it up for adoption. But first she has to tell her father, Mac, and stepmother, Bren, that she is pregnant. Although they would have preferred if Juno was on hard drugs or expelled from school, Mac and Bren too are pragmatic about Juno's situation. The next step is to find prospective parents for the yet unborn child. In the Pennysaver ad section, Juno finds Mark and Vanessa Loring, a yuppie couple living in the suburbs.

1 comment:

Concern Christian said...

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Cllr Alan Craig
St Luke's Centre
85 Tarling Road
Canning Town
London
E16 1HN
020 7511 9663
alan.craig@newham.gov.uk
25th February 2008
High Commission of Malaysia
45-46 Belgrave Square
London
SW1X 8QT
Dear Sir,
It has come to my attention that a Arthur Samuel a resident of Selangor and a Christian has been victimised and pressured by the local police and government for standing up for justice and against terrorism.
I was very concerned to hear that a citizen of your country was being persecuted for standing up about these things. While I'm aware that you promote all religions equally it appears that this isn't always the case.
I would be most grateful if you could investigate this matter and assess why Mr Samuel is being targeted. I hope you will impress upon your government that as a citizen of Malaysia, Samuel should be given the same support and protection under the law as anybody else.
Yours faithfully,
Alan Craig (Cllr)