Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Do You Know The Rules?

What rules?


Rules and Guidelines for Countering the Zionist Media Narrative

Based on my six years of working at the BBC I am pleased to be able to share with you extracts from the rule book issued to all members of the Western media corps (the BBC played a major role in developing these important rules and guidelines that help prevent some of the worst Zionist lies dominating the media narrative)...

Like these two:

Rule 2: Incidents involving loss of Israeli lives

If Israelis are killed in a terrorist attack, then treat this as an opportunity to take a vacation from reporting.
However, you should immediately return from your vacation if it is discovered that an Israeli family in Jerusalem is planning to build an extra bedroom to accommodate their new baby. In that case you should write a story with the headline: Israelis destroy chance of peace by announcing new West Bank settlement plans...

...Rule 3: Demographics

Remember the following important demographics in any report:

Any Palestinian under the age of 24 is a child.
Any Palestinian under the age of 12 is a baby.
Any Palestinian over the age of 33 is a grandfather/grandmother.
There are no Israeli ‘civilians’ and certainly no Israeli ‘children’. They are just soldiers or settlers.
Every Palestinian is a civilian. Those who produce suicide videos armed with machine guns vowing to kill as many Jews as possible are simply civilians forced by the Israeli occupation into becoming ‘militants’.
Palestinian cities and towns are refugees camps.
Israeli cities and towns are settlements...

Here, read them all.

(k/t = HR)


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