Thursday, October 30, 2008

I Didn't Know That

Philip of Macedon was on the receiving end of one of the coolest jokes of all time.

He sent a message to the Spartans: "If I conquer your country, I will raze Sparta to the ground."

They sent back a messenger with a one-word answer: "If."


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Funny, wasn't that a GBS joke?

This one:

George Bernard Shaw telegrammed Winston Churchill just prior to the opening of Major Barbara: "Have reserved two tickets for first night. Come and bring a friend if you have one."

Churchill wired back, "Impossible to come to first night. Will come to second night, if you have one."

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