Dear Mr. President, In Case You Want to Invite Me

I don't drink beer.

In fact, I do not imbibe any carbonated beverages.

If someone gives me a glass of seltzerwassr, I'll have to stir it for five minutes to remove the gas.

So, if Mr. Obama ever would want to discuss issues of Jewish communities in the Jewish national patrimony, like this:



it can't be beer.

Is that okay?