Shades of Mae West

Now that I have your attention -

I saw this item:-

A Palestinian was caught at an IDF checkpoint south of Nablus on Friday, in possession of an improvised pipe bomb that he had hidden inside his trousers.

When searching the man, troops also found four Molotov cocktails and a 20-centimeter knife in his bag.

The Palestinian was detained by security forces for interrogation.

An improvised pipe bomb in his trousers???

What would Mae West have said, other than -

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Well, I wouldn't have been happy to see him at all and I hope they put him away for a long time.