The Arabs are so good in duping the stupid public that we should learn from them and assert that since there are enough Jews in Lugano, Switzerland, the country belongs to us.
First we claim that Hannibal was Jewish. Scholars can - and will - prove anything.
Next we claim to believe that, after beating around with the Romans in the Alps, he and his elephant jumped to heaven from the Matterhorn - if Mohamad's horse Buraq (the first) could do it from Jerusalem, so could Hannibal's elephant - much stronger and with a 10,000 ft. (and also 500 years) head start.
From here it is a no-brainer (in fact, the less the better): We claim the whole Alps region - MAINLY SWITZERLAND - as ours with Lindt choclate factory as a specially holy site.
Bete'avon.*
*Hebrew for Enjoy your meal
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