Quip Quotes

I am trying a new joke style.

Funny quips from Biblical quotes.

Like:

1. David, you'll stay away from Goliath?

I won't get closer than a stone's throw.

2. Yitzhak you busy?

Yeah, I am all tied up.

3. Solomon, decide already!

Alright, we'll make it a split decision.


LK added these:

4. Awww, Delilah, cut it out...

5. Moses, how expensive could it be to get to the other side?

Who cares, let's split it.


Anybody want to contribute?