I was on line/queue outside the Egged Central Bus Station this evening and noticed a 30-ish man making the creep-up-on-the-outside maneuver.
You know, he sort of innocently moves up on your left so that as you both approach the metal detector, he can make a move to overtake you.
Prepared, I waited until the last moment and then deftly stepped up and to my left, effectively cutting him off. I also slightly brushed him.
He made a noise and I turned around and said: "You didn't expect me to allow you to pass me".
He said something like: "that wasn't nice".
I replied: "But is was your overtaking that caused me to make a counter-overtake move".
"Well, you're elderly," he said.
So, as is usual, I said what popped into my head:
"You should only live as long as I."
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