Monday, August 25, 2008

2018 Olympics

One Voice has a very funny idea.



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I think I once either blogged or wrote an op-ed piece on this theme. That is, what special games and competitions can be included.

Like:

Rock throwing.

Rock throwing while being shot at.

Molotov bottle throwing, without fuse lit.

Molotov bottle throwing, with fuse lit.

Molotov bottle throwing, with fuse lit but carelessly stuck in bottle.

Sling-shot throw.

Sprint over obstacle course including burning tires, sabra bushes and tin cans.

Anybody want to add?

And, after China, how bad can "Palestine" be?

6 comments:

Rob D said...

I prefer more traditional sports.
Do you think we could interest Hamas and Fatah in participating in the elimination heats for "catch the javelin?"
Whichever one gets past the first round, could then compete against the winner of the Taliban/AlQuida match........

Anonymous said...

"artistic suicide bombing" and "fake crying" should be included in the games.

Anonymous said...

I suggest adding awards in a special photo or video section for:

Faked pictures of attacks by "settlers"

Faked pictures of destroyed olive groves

Faked pictures of disconsolate Palestinians because of ________________ category to be selected later.

Special awards for best Pallywood presentation of faked murders by the IDF

Etc.

I would disqualify anyone who uses video cameras supplied by the peace groups though.

Anonymous said...

Blowing yourself up and causing damage to the widest possible area

Freeing the most amount of prisoners at one time

Fastest 100m tunnel digger

Fastest 1km tunnel digger

Longest distance to launch a projectile

How many Israelis you can kill with 1kg of TNT

Most creative way to blow yourself up

Anonymous said...

Do you think we could interest Hamas and Fatah in participating in the elimination heats for "catch the javelin?"

Whichever one gets past the first round, could then compete against the winner of the Taliban/AlQuida match........

Anonymous said...

What about water sports:

The row boat competition between Cyprus and Gaza;

The row boat competition between Cyprus and Gaza with 25 smelly hippies on board;

The row boat competition between Cyprus and Gaza with 25 smelly hippies one way, and 25 smelly hippies and 5 Fulbright scholars on the way back.