Top Ten Ways Obama Can Win Back the Jewish Vote
10. Shows up to the UN next week wearing a "No Palestinian Chicken" T-shirt
9. Writes a stirring Op Ed to the NYTimes promoting a Spitzer/Weiner 2016 Ticket
8. Hits up a Tashlich social scene
7. Reaches out to Jews the way they feel it most: YouTube Acapella
6. Sicks Navy Seal Team 6 on Mel Gibson
5. Launches a Shabbos Kindle and promotes it with: YES YOU CAN!
4. One night stand with a Jewish intern
3. Has Jimmy Carter put to sleep
2. Decides not to work on Yom Kippur
1. Two Words: Free Gilad
Hey, Free Pollard,, too!
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