Needed: Virgins, In Groups of 70

This is now going around here in Israel (translation below):

Wanted: Virgins

Due to the extra demands, as a result of the increased numbers of martyrs,

the Executive Offices of Paradise request the help of the public

in finding virgins for the brave Hamas fighters,

Preference for speakers of Arabic and Farsi.

For those inquiring - please organize yourselves in groups of 70 and then call.

Address: www.hamas.dont.com