Someone left a joke as an anonymous comment on a post, so let's repeat it, developed by me:
Arriving in Islamic Heaven, Janna, the suicide bomber is presented with his dream-come-true but finds out the female is not pretty, her eyes are really bad * and many body parts seem to be just hanging rather than being perky.
He starts to argue but is promptly informed that he misunderstood.
The promised sexual gift in the afterlife is actually one 70-year old virgin.
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The Quran mentions a creature called houris that are created from light...There is a Hadith (a teaching of the Prophet Muhammad, saws) that says each person recieves 72 houris, but it is a weak Hadith...The word hoor occurs in the Qur’an in no less than four different places: In Surah Dukhan chapter 44, verse 54 “Moreover, We shall join them to companions With beautiful, big and lustrous eyes.” [Al-Quran 44:54] In Surah Al-Tur chapter 52 verse 20 “...And We shall join them to companions, with beautiful, big and lustrous eyes.” [Al-Quran 52:20]
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