Humor in War

Found on an apartment door in Be'er Sheva:


In case this flat takes a direct hit:

- for security personnel: take it easy, we're at the parents

- for property assessors: we had here plasma TV, expensive wine and an ancient rare porcelin vase.

- for HOT cable TV workers: the plasma served as a vase

- for Rutti: if we've been hit, we ain't paying the house committee dues