What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
The Englishman throws out the coffee and leaves.
The American removes the fly and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese eats the fly and throws out the coffee.
The Japanese drinks the coffee and eats the fly, which is a free extra.
The Israeli sells the coffee to the American, sells the fly to the Chinese and buys himself another cup of coffee.
The Palestinian accuses Israel of violence against him for sneaking the fly into his coffee, gets financial aid from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to buy explosives, and blows up the coffee shop where the British, the
American, the Chinese, the Japanese are trying to explain to the Israeli that he's too aggressive.
And then, he asks the UN for intervention forces.
(Kippah tip: CK)
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