Let's Take a Comic Relief Break with Britney

First, a laugh:



Next, the background story:

On Saturday morning, Britney - wearing a revealing low-cut dress - drove to a nearby Santa Monica sweet shop to stock up on candy before meeting her sons.

While on her shopping trip, the singer was pictured clutching The Zohar, a book on the teachings of Kabbalah, a mystical offshoot of Judaism.

The star then changed into a tracksuit and grabbed lunch at a Taco Bell takeaway restaurant, before driving to the Malibu home she shared with ex-husband Kevin with her mother and sister to meet Sean and Jayden.

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With the Zohar and Magen David wearer companion Jonathan Rotem







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Now, some commentary:

a) Try Kosher food, Britney.

b) Try keeping Shabbat.

c) Are you really reading the book or is Jonathan?

d) Try more modest fashion.

e) How does she manage to twist her right foot like that?