Wednesday, August 31, 2005

New Joke Going Around

Israel Authorities Overwhelmed

In an effort to overcome the continuing criticism that he is unsupportive and often dismissive of Israel, President Georg W. Bush announced today that he is converting to Judaism in the hope that this act will demonstrate his affinity and empathy with the Israeli people.

Authorities in Jerusalem have been unable to handle the thousands who have applied to perform the Brit Milah.

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