Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Guys, That's What A Mohel Is For

A mohel is a professional circumcisor in the Jewish tradtion. You need one. If not, you might make the newspapers this way too:-

Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision

A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment.

The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance.

"Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

5 comments:

dman said...

Ahhhh..finally a blog befitting the author. Good to see you have focused your aspirations in a more productive manner! Best of luck to you!

Manya Shochet said...

Hey, don't try this at home.

I hear it doesn't do the nailclippers any good, either.

Dman said...

lol..

One of my best friends is Jewish and says that you are a very optimistic people to just go ahead and cut off 10% before you even know how big it will get :0)

Now that is confidence!

Anyhow..his joke not mine.

YMedad said...

Male circumcision is the surgical removal of all or part of the foreskin of the penis. Just the foreskin, nothing else.

Dman said...

YMedad,

No doubt it is just a removal of the foreskin...not actually a removal of 10%... Still cringe at the thought though.