How Far Is Paris From Jerusalem?

Not far enough.

Paris Hilton, it seems, was in Egypt:






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He Does Have Logic On His Side

You could call Lindsay Honey an Edinburgh virgin, but that is the only kind of virgin he is. As his alter ego Ben Dover, Honey has appeared in more than 250 pornographic films and — as we go to press — had sex with 1,790 women. This month, though, he will be giving his genitals a well-earned rest and appearing in his own show on the Edinburgh Fringe.

He is quick to make it clear that this time around he is all talk...Honey has come to Edinburgh for a particular reason. Now in his fifties, he still has plenty of work, both in front and behind the camera, but is looking to add another string to his bow. He is after some respectable fame, having seen others cross over into the mainstream via his industry:

“Look at Paris Hilton. She only made it because of her sex tape. If she can be famous, why can’t I?”

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