...BELLER
She and Steven are getting a divorce.
JOHNO
They were a cool couple.
BELLER
(looks at Greenberg)
Come to think of it he’s kind of a
less Jewish looking version of you.
GREENBERG
Less? I’m not even...I’m only half.
BELLER
But you’re doing this.
Beller holds his hands about a foot apart
and shakes them, imitating Greenberg’s
previous gesture. Johno laughs.
previous gesture. Johno laughs.
GREENBERG
What’s...I’m thinking small...I’m...
(trying to figure out what he did)
Is this a Jewish gesture?
Beller shrugs. Johno laughs.
GREENBERG
(to Johno)
Beller, always with the self-hatred.
JOHNO
You kidding, have you been to one of
Eric’s Seders?
Eric gave trees to Israel.
Eric gave trees to Israel.
BELLER
Am I not allowed to make a joke about it?
GREENBERG
No, I know, I’m just saying since you
said “less Jewish looking...” Because
people think I look Italian. And
since my mom was Protestant I’m
actually not Jewish at all.
^
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