Thursday, August 01, 2013

Can You Joke About The Peace Talks' Resumption?

A guy is walking along a beach in Tel Aviv when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.  

A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.  

The guy thinks for a moment and  says, "I want to live forever."  

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life." 

"OK, then, I want to die after the Israelis and Palestinians make peace.  

"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.

(Thanks to BL)


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