The 'Everything Bagel'

I was watching TV on MBC (yes, it's Arab) and heard this line (and after a brief search, found a site where it is quoted):-

Phil: Hey, Linda. What's wrong?

Linda: The Jewish people have had such a tumultuous history, and yet they were still able to give us this? The everything bagel--it's all you'd ever want in one bagel. I love it... and the chosen people who created it.

Better Off Ted (here, too)


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