Freeze Barometer: Watch It Rise!

Come back and watch it rise:

And this was sent to me by RA:-

Following an urgent directive from President Antiochus Obama, Prime Minister Binyamin "whatever you say boss" Netanyahu, took a few minutes from his position of prostration and genuflection and directed Defense Minister Ehud "the settlers are the enemy" Barak (also known as "the REAL Prime Minister) to
take further measures against the imperialist settlers of Judea and Samaria.

In order to prevent any hint of illegal building, all Lego, Erector Set and K'nex sets throughout the Judea and Samaria region are being confiscated. Inspectors are roaming the region as we speak.

Long lines are forming at checkpoints throughout the region, as soldiers and police inspect cars of settlers for Lego, K'nex and other dangerous contraband.

All toy shop checkout clerks have been instructed to request the ID of any customer buying Lego to ensure that they are not settlers.

Rumors abound of several settlers being arrested and charged with incitement for possession of such incendiary published materials as "The Lego Xmas Catalog", "Lincoln Logs Building Tips Magazine" and "Erector Set Project Suggestions Monthly".

Ministers and MKs of the religious parties that are part of the government released the following statement: "The best course is to stay in the government and fight from within. We have already had success, as we managed to hold off the building freeze until after Succot. Otherwise we would have really had tsuris."

Peace Now has appealed to the Supreme Court to include Chuppot as part of the building freeze. The high court justices tripped over themselves running into court to accept the petition. Two were injured lightly and treated and released on the spot. Justice Shmuli Smolani stated "I accept this petition. I hate it when my dati cousins make me shlep out to some isolated settlement just for a wedding."

Defense Minister Barak was seen studiously reading Mishnayot of Mesechet Ohalot, so he could find more things to call structures, and thereby ban them.

Stay tuned for more news as the situation develops......