Madonna Needs More Kabbalah

A review in the daily Die Tageszeitung of her new, first film is less forgiving:

"Madonna is super. Her music, her shows, her story, her yoga, her kabbalah and her husband -- it's all super. She just can't do movies. She can't act, and now we know that she can't direct either ... Every plotline in the film is meaningless, and all the actors are rather bad."