Away from Her, Not Yesha

I have to admit, for a few seconds I thought that I had spied a new anti-Yesha slogan.

There it was on a poster and it read "sometimes you have to let go of what you can't live without".

Oh no, I said, before looking more closely, another piece of snappy copywriting from the left-wing. Give up Yesha even though it's your Homeland, your patrimony. Give it up even though you've spent the last 40 years developing it like no other people could have or even tried. Give up Yesha even though it will endanger your security in the former 1967 borders. Give it up because American friendship and support is needed more.

And then, as my eyes adjusted to the poster, it became apparent that it's only a movie, called "Away From Her".

Whew.

Jews Don't Like Jews

A new movie out:

IN the world of “Knocked Up,” the latest big-ticket comedy to take on American mating rituals, the formula is basically thus: Girl meets schlub. Schlub nails girl. Girl hangs around to discover schlub’s inner mensch.

However unlikely a premise, this territory has already been staked out and explored, with considerable success, in television shows like “According to Jim” and movies like “The 40-Year-Old Virgin,” the runaway hit of two summers ago, with a virgin nerd (Steve Carell) in place of the schlub. But “Knocked Up,” whose main promotional image is a close-up of Seth Rogen as the pudgy, pot-smoking, porn-addled, job-free hero of the tale, Ben, may well take its celebration of American schlubitude (loserdom? schlemieliness?) to a new level.

In the film he wins the carnal attentions, then seeks the romantic ones, of Alison (Katherine Heigl), a statuesque, blond-haired, career-oriented entertainment journalist who is carrying the fruit of their drunken one-night stand.

And Ben’s not the only schlub in the picture, which opens on June 1. He lives in an apartment surrounded by fellow losers who spend their days in pajamas trolling movies for the dirty parts, which they tabulate for an eventual Web site. Their world — a stark women-are-from-Venus, geeks-are-from-Mars zone — has precious few women in it, and almost none who could qualify as friends with whom they might, say, share conversation, or even a video game.

Amazing how much some Jews find it funny to make fun of Jews (well, as long as other Jews pay to see their product, I guess there's a logic there).