I'm Not Sure This Is Funny

(Shtreimel tip: RH)

Blasting Back At Biden

You've seen this:

Biden: Dismantle West Bank settlements
Vice president guarantees that U.S. will defend Israel's security

Well, how about if we propose a constitutional amendment to dismantle the office of Vice-President?

a. it would save money, including the lead-up in the various party conventions.

b. given the fact that many of the persons who have filled the post, inlcuding the current officeholder, are near nincompoops, it would also save the US a lot of embarassment

c. if need be, would could give Biden a job here in Israel to make up for loss of income and fame.

d. as for "presidential succession", hey, until that's resolved, Michelle would do great. The Americans did just elect an Obama Dynasty, did the not?

Michelle Obama's Rabbi Relative Makes The NYTimes

The best lines in the story on Michelle Obama's first cousin, once removed, who is a...Rabbi, Rabbi Capers Funnye (pronounced fu-NAY), the chief rabbi of the Beth Shalom B’nai Zaken Ethiopian Hebrew Congregation in Chicago, one of the largest black synagogues in America :-

A few years ago, Funnye considered applying for membership to the Union of Reform Jews. He shelved the idea when his congregants objected on the grounds that the white congregation was not observant enough. “Some of their rabbis perform intermarriages,” Funnye explains, “so some of our people were uncomfortable. But sometimes I think it would be good to be part of a larger movement. Maybe we’ll revisit the subject.”

The Racy Michelle & Carla Pics

Are those "stretched" marks?

(Source)

Anyone Guess Michelle O's Punchline?

Look Who Is Hanging Around Her Husband's Office

Michelle Obama's Protection

Vanity Fair is with her:-

Given all the other things Mrs. Obama stands for, do we really need to critique every dress, hairstyle, and daily make up job as if she were some teenage contestant on America’s Next Top Model?...

...The next time you feel the urge to get snarky about her outfit, how about looking in your own closet and considering how well your wardrobe, not to mention your face and figure, would measure up to the 24/7 glare of the cameras? If Mrs. Obama occasionally misspeaks, recall the last time you yourself said something you might have phrased better—and count your blessings that your missteps don’t end up on YouTube and the evening news.

She's just like you, is she not?


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